Extra money is an oxymoron.
Hitting the funny bone makes you cry – maybe the funny part comes later.
Common sense is not as common as its name would imply, moreover, what IS actually common, isn’t sense.
Even their best isn’t good.
Sometimes I’m conflicted about which laws to break.
I forget I have clocks until it’s time to change them.
“Funny you should ask,” is never actually funny.
I’m waiting for my hips to start lying.